All the Answers

III. All the rest because I’m too lazy to outline anymore:

  1. Sometimes I stick my tongue in cups when I drink.  I don’t do it all the time and I don’t always realize I’m doing it.
  2. I have imaginary conversations with people, living and dead.
  3. I quote The Simpsons a lot.  If I don’t quote it to you, I’m doing it in my head.
  4. I’m a crybaby.  I cry, like, a lot.
  5. At one time in my life, I wanted to have a career in the psychology field.  My psychology professor said I should be an actress.
  6. I cackle.
  7. One of my irrational fears:  bridge collapse when I’m driving on it or overpass collapse when I’m under it.  IT HAPPENS.
  8. I once broke my garbage disposal by accidentally getting fish tank gravel in it.
  9. I am a goat (sheep).
  10. I am a cancer.
  11. I’m nearsighted and wear glasses because my left eye is more cone shaped than a sphere.  Contact lenses in my left eye are like trying to balance a dinner plate on an upside down ice cream cone.
  12. I am stupidly nerdy about puzzles.  I FREAKING LOVE PUZZLES.
  13. I have a birthmark that looks like a cat’s paw print.  I like cats.  I don’t know if this is related.
  14. I have officially been to the hospital for a nosebleed.  FYI, if you cannot stop the bleeding after 30 minutes of pressure, you should go.  I waited for 4 hours.
  15. I am sensitive to gold.  14 karat gold will irritate my skin when my immune system is even the slightest bit taxed.
  16. I used to have night terrors.  I mean, I still do, but I used to get them, too.

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