BONUS FEATURE: Bulleted random confession list!
- I love to eat sweetened condensed milk on white bread. I haven’t had it in forever, but it’s delicious and will possibly kill you.
- I do not want to home school my kids, but I am doing it anyway.
- I still own a VCR/DVD combo. Okay, I own two.
- I will give the dog a bath while I take a shower if the kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes
- I’m very superstitious. Over the years this has made me feel stupid, embarrassed, comforted and afraid.
- I can’t do pull ups. I have the weakest, shortest T-Rex arms ever.