I signed up for an OkCupid account to stalk someone and now I’m having super fun looking at people from all over and shaking my head. I haven’t seen anyone I know on there YET but I did find this little gem while searching my hometown area:
The following is taken directly from her profile. I fucking swear to god, I didn’t alter this:
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have really big boobs.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, and….SEX!
Seriously? Love, honesty, some place warm to live, my family (the ones I like, that is), food…and SEX!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can place my whole fist into my mouth. ;)
Was last online today. OY. I need a lobotomy now.