1. Terry Border of Bent Objects fame has no regard for my delusions of reference:
2. I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day. And just like The Ring, I have to get it into your head so the curse might be lifted from me.
3. Arnold and Maria are separated after 25 years of marriage. I have never seen Predator and for whatever stupid reason, I kind of thought Arnold was Predator as opposed to the guy that is hunting Predator. At least calling him Terminator is appropriate.
I was going to post more here but I will summarize: If you have been twice divorced by the age of 30 and your entire relationship lasted less than a year from introduction to divorce (each marriage), you have nothing to contribute to the conversation of a couple who is having marital problems after 25 years.
4. Fuck you, summer in Atlanta. Why did you kill Spring?
Coincidentally, I hit almost every point in this Cracked.com article posted today.